tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…

Me. That’s me. I’m that one.

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

tastefullyoffensive:

How to get your cat to use their cat post. -StolenPikachu

tastefullyoffensive:

How to get your cat to use their cat post. -StolenPikachu

joelle-elizabeth:

ulyssee:

cigs4kids:

what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it

i would do a split

Oh my GOD

(Source: bummrd)

thefeministme:

VIA: Emma Watson’s Twitter

Oh wow! I had no idea I was going to be spending the next three days reading through Emma Watson’s Twitter feed that I just discovered existed.

thefeministme:

VIA: Emma Watson’s Twitter

Oh wow! I had no idea I was going to be spending the next three days reading through Emma Watson’s Twitter feed that I just discovered existed.

solongasitswords:

Marvello, the amazing grammar mouse, by Tom Gauld, awesome cartoonist.

solongasitswords:

Marvello, the amazing grammar mouse, by Tom Gauld, awesome cartoonist.

spoken-not-written:

spoken-not-written:

pizza is better than sex. If you’ve never had sex, don’t worry. cause pizza is better.

i lied. sex is better. go and get fucking laid you shits.

Post 1: Virgin

Post 2: Not so much

However, pizza and sex are both a lot alike because even when they’re not very good, they’re still pretty fantastic.

raideo:

thememorythatcarrieson:

fuckyesdeadpool:

image

Deadpool

LOST MY SHIT AT DEADPOOL

WASNT INTERESTED IN REBLOGGING TILL I SAW THE DEADPOOL ONE OMFG

I BET IT TASTES LIKE SHIT TOO

optimysticals:

twistedviper:

raktajino-hot:

corruptionpoints:

mindchildofmadness submits:

Strength is being able to crush a tomato.

Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.

Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a…

I’m bringing it back. Don’t care.

thefaggiah:

I actually think I’ve reblogged this seven times

LMFAO LEGOLAS JUST GOT BETTER

(Source: stannisbaratheon)